*insert clever catchphrase*
(Norway) NiteVale
Mayor Rebekka
DA: 6700-5356-0271
Born: October 22nd, 1997
new blog!! --> goblin-jim, so if u wanna follow u can follow me there instead! B))

ayyyy!! I was tagged by @nebulamii to post 6 selfies from 2016, but I have like,,, 1 maybe 2 selfies from 2k16 lma o, sooo I’m gonna add some older selfies too :ooo

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(My nose is so sharp lmao) ,, Aaahh idk who to tag thoo, but feel free to do it if u wanna!! U can just say that I tagged u or something B^) 

softjoly:

children should not be scared of their parents end of story no excuses

Reminder !!

Guys!! Just a reminder that I have made a second blog (because this one is a mess and I want to blog about games too heh), which means that this blog will become less active I guess.. The new blog is @goblin-jim and it’s mainly about video games + personal stuff!!

come-with-meme:

hmm I kinda wanna make a new blog dedicated to video games (and memes ofc because I’m trash)

like, 90% games, 10% memes 

idk what im gonna call it yet, or if I’m gonna abandon this blog ??

I did it yooo its called d-o-v-a-h-z-u-l

elizabitchtaylor:

does anyone else feel like they aged 5 years in the first 6 months of 2016

epochayur:

hitting a point-of-no-return in a game and forgetting to get important items

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hmm I kinda wanna make a new blog dedicated to video games (and memes ofc because I’m trash)

like, 90% games, 10% memes 

idk what im gonna call it yet, or if I’m gonna abandon this blog ??

mad-magyar:

‘Can Cop’ from the beginning of Half Life 2 is only in the game for about 30 seconds, looks and sounds exactly like everyone other Civil Protection Unit in the entire game, and does nothing important at all. All he does is knock over an empty can and orders you to pick it up. If you do what he says, he laughs and belittles you. If you refuse (or throw it at him), he beats you senseless. He does literally nothing important or noteworthy. Yet he’s one of the most recognizable characters of the entire Half Life franchise.

Why?

Because he’s a dick.
He’s a dick and you hate him.
He’s a dick who existed to only be a dick to you and make you pick up his fucking garbage.
He woke up one day and said “I’m going to be a huge fucking dick because I can.”
And he did just that.

Can Cop could be a metaphor for the Combine’s unnecessary cruelty towards the people of Earth.

Or he could just be a huge fucking dick.

lordhazz:

“You watched a 7 hour livestream?”

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